Last Night's Winner: Sports Shouters

Coincidentally, Cohadarevic has nicknamed his testicles "Eloisa" and "Abelard".

"I was like, man,"

They look like a couple of Regular Guys to me.

I don't necesaarily go through "dumping slumps" per se, but I occasionally experience the "phantom shit" phenomenon in bunches. That's an awful feeling, when you look into the bowl expecting a masterpiece and find next to nothing, despite the effort you put into it.

The Binghamton job is currently listed as a craigslist Casual Encounter.

Damn! White bitches are TROUBLE! That's exactly why I don't fucck with them..... anymore.

Good idea. My BA in English and History has gotten me nowhere.

They were Ted Turner's little cable experiment.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1

Stalking carries a base offense level of 18.

This is actually a picture of Sharapova telling her opponent, Monica Seles, to quit complaining about the size of Günter Parche's knife.

"That way, if the cops hassle me, I can just show 'em the letter."

Add "chasing cheese wheels down a steep hill" to the list of things that England has deemed unsafe.

@AzureTexan: A WAGoff lead to the end of Wayne Bridge and John Terry's friendship.

The ability to interact with others, whether it's one's teammates, one's fans, or one's city, strikes me as irrelevant

Vomit on the Field? I wanted to after Hooper.

Phil Kessel looks upon that man with wistful jealousy.

@landshark818: Like you said, the puck was gone. Ovechkin can't even use the standard cliche after a questionable hit here of "I was just finishing my check", because the check started well after the puck was up to the half-boards.

This is most talk of "Campbell" and "hitting from behind" I've heard outside of a 2 Live Crew-related context.