... isn't scrimping on the voguing

Myers also regretted stating that Scott Linehan's play calling was "spottier than Artie Lang's right arm".

One of them, Glenn January, assures that Leach "doesn't deviate from the (NCAA) rule book at all."

"...with such a prestigious history of pitting a service academy against North Carolina's fourth or fifth best football school."

Also named in the suit was her ex, a Bender B. Rodriguez.

Emmitt Smith found that slogan to be perfectly cromulent.

...leaving behind only a helpful warning about identity theft in its place.

It's sad to see what's become of Big Van Vader.

"Cool is my own definition of cool," Rolle says.

@Steve U: +1 stake

Christmas 2009 for Faith Beaudoin is now her best ever, narrowly beating out her 2004 Christmas trip to Indonesia.

Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he had in PHX.

...let's keeping playing these tranquilizer pill games

The site's Travis Henry pregnancy tests have already been recalled, since they don't seem to be able to generate negatives.

Matthew Wood, eh? Sounds WASPy.

No, thanks. I don't have a Gropius amount of money to throw around for a building.

Kroger also attempted to recruit at CROATOAN High, but found that everybody had vanished.

Every year I say I'm never going back and then every year it's three days before my family's holiday celebration and there's nothing under the tree for anybody.

The Mets are considering Pedro Mark II.

Clearly I don't want to get into a thirst-off with this man.