If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

Stand by my comment from last year: Boys’ names ending in “n” trend is (sadly) alive and well.

Let us not forget...

His name is my name too!

Laugh it up, Petchesky. Some people said I’d never make it with the name “chid,” and look at me now! Plenty of free time, sleeping rent-free on a queen Aerobed in a 1,000 sq. foot basement, getting tens of Kinja stars a day!

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.

Rajvir is a common Punjabi name that means “Lion King,” which is I think is pretty cool. Sikh name, kid.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

You’ll Never Pop Alone

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

He’s getting paid that much money to pinch hit? What a waist.

Ours wants to bang his own daughter.

If Robinson is patient enough to wait, he will eventually find the shoes on the shores of the Burrard inlet with a disembodied foot in them.

Upon apprehension, the thief will be charged with a Class Eh felony.

Find people that are good at soccer and then have them play in the games.

If only there was a German word that took joy in seeing someone fail.

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