The 959 was my car of cars. Now older I found a silver manual Carrera4 911 which is about as close as I will have to owning that rare original supercar.

“Clark has since been arrested and charged with illegally possessing a firearm and a high-speed magazine”

Clearly, Paramount thinks Rosemary’s Baby is a movie that shouldn’t just disappear because a rapist directed it

Pressing the clutch pedal in with your left foot, while simultaneously moving a gear lever with your right/left hand is the only description of a manual transmission that I will accept.

The correct answer is candy corn sucks.

As someone with a severe peanut allergy, this makes sense to me, as death is preferable to going through life enjoying the taste of candy corn.

A carbon tax doesn’t necessarily reduce carbon emissions, especially in markets where demand isn’t price-elastic, and there is significant lock-in. This could be like home power generation, where consumer behavior doesn’t change much, and they can’t switch. The company just passes the burden to consumers and moves on.

But I think we are getting to a point of diminishing returns.  Cars are so clean already, fuel economy is pretty great, and there are a lot of other industries that are dirtier.  Not saying that cars should be allowed to be dirty because other industry is, but that we would be better off investing the time and energy…

Even if he never raped anyone (which I somewhat doubt) he’s still a loutish ass clown, so I think the sketch stands

I guaran-fucking-tee you that if we gathered data to plot the popularity of “gas station wine” by state NJ would come out on top.

As a New Yorker, I was disgusted and confused when I went away to college and everyone around me was putting ranch on pizza like it was the norm. 

Slab of American cheese, a la Waffle House, or GTFO.  Fight me.  

Haven’t listened to “new” rap since the early 2000's, so yeah, after Eminem I couldn’t tell you the name of one white rapper.

Gets even faster as it sheds unnecessary weight like bumpers and body panels.

I hate this excuse. People also say this when they’re drunk or whatever. Ive been high and drunk mad times and I don’t just become bigoted. It’s deep in them already.

I’m not sure how the pharmaceutical industry would pivot... but I suspect for the Health Insurance industry it would be as simple as transitioning from ‘full’ plans to ‘enhancement’ plans. Instead of offering you insurance coverage they would just offer you a supplemental package... maybe it covers drugs that Single…

Neutral: How Would You Improve the Trucking Industry?

Exactly.  We need a name that makes sense.  Not Stationy McStationFace

Are we sure it isn’t a $950 factory-delete option?

So is capitalism, dude.