There's no such thing as a platonic relationship in the male mind.

this. i was never quick on female cues. Now that i'm older and trying to be more respectful of women, i basically don't know what to do when I'm sober.

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"Living fossil" is the only way to explain Darwin to "creationists"

I am on day 3 of the flu and I want to turn myself into this. No position any where feels good. Just pour in the Tamifil and Theraflu. BTW, the doctor told me there were 4 strains floating around this year and I didn't have any of them. Just GENERIC FLU HAS BROUGHT YOUR KING TO HIS KNEES!!!!!

Fuck you and your family.

Hey Cocksucker! People are marching because they don't want to be killed by the police.

Why didn't they just shoot them....oh yeah, the whiteness.

And Eddie Murphy spoke the truth

I have big thighs so chafing/riding is a pain in the balls. The liners are shit. Also you don't want the cyclops making it's way through the cheap velcro fly-front. If you ever see a woman whose suit doesn't fit quite right, that's what it's like inside your swim trunks. Speedo guys are truly the bravest of us all.

Unless you are QA on that Scrum team, then you want scream :P

Isn't that where Lex's Kryptonite island is located?

I still love you, Lindy.

The problem with the low-cut tight dress is that the now the common response is "I'm not wearing this for you!!! Why do you have to objectify me when I want to feel pretty?"

I really don't give a shit what the rest of you say. Wrestling is like one of the original 4 olympic sports: (decathlon, math, soothsaying/poetry, wrestling a live animal to the fucking death). IOC can burn like...just fucking burn you hypocrites.

You win the day. Fuck the IOC in their money-grubbing mouths with 20,000 dirty singlets.

I love the internet hate. You don't have to work there, you don't have to watch him race, and you certainly have no valid input on how the money gets spent. Unless you're an interior designer with some reasoned argument about the color palette and or furniture layout, be happy that someone that races still has the…

I was on match for 6 months and got two phone calls. I've had more luck on OKC with honest to goodness face time in a public place doing dating stuff, but there seems to be a lot of turnover and general disinterest. I just don't know how I'm supposed to craft and intriguing thoughtful first email when your whole…

Never stop with the GIFS!!!

My first "corporate" job was in a glorified mailroom. I had to wear a shirt and tie and slacks to move government reference manuals from a dirty warehouse to the corporate office for redistribution. $8/hr in '97 with no dry cleaning budget. I despised the fact I had to dress up and basically be hidden from the rest…