Did you miss that the Lexus has a Major Title Issue!?!! Probably not a good buy. Otherwise an excellent idea. Also, almost any minivan would work for him. Finally how about this Mazda 50? https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?zip=20015&inventorySearchWidgetType=AUTO…

It has a 3rd row, but it folds completely flat, and doesn’t intrude on cargo space.

I like the FLEX suggestion, but if you don’t want that big of a vehicle I found this list:

Find a International Harvester Metro van, paint a goofy logo on the side and you’re bound for greatness!

It’s becoming clearer by the day......the fix is in for Toyota products when it comes to Jalopnik. I guess if you like your doors feeling like tin cans and that “hollow shell” feeling when driving them down the street....all you buddy!

Despite crackdowns on how dealers advertise pricing, the shit I see in online adds from Chevy dealers is insane. $8000 off!*

If your use allows for an EV, I’d rather have this for a lot less.

OK, I’ll bite: what would be so difficult about a good-sized truck with a massive A/C unit mounted to and powered by the truck, pulling up to the jet? The A/C crew has ductwork that reaches the jet’s passenger boarding bridge and they set it up with a fabric vestibule at the jet’s open door. Then gush! they turn on…

Want to guess what clothing brand Chrysler paired with for a special edition 200?

The Mercury Villager Nautica edition. Both brands bring the same engergy of putting on false airs of being semi-premium and both failed fooling anyone that this is nothing more than an excercise of badge engineering.

The 2000 Chevy Venture Warner Bros. Edition:

I’ll take the Air, but your username clearly checks out.

Hi all - Aiden here - I did end up getting a really good deal on an 09 Fit Sport with 55k miles and it is the perfect car for me. I absolutely love it. Thanks Jalops!

The biggest small car you can get

An ambulance.

RAMBox v2

‘sup. 

My town has a lot of negative speed humps. That is where the road takes a sudden dip, with sharp edges. I think we just call them potholes.

Thank you, that was a very interesting overview of the different kinds of speed humps and their kindred.  I wish there were some of those in my neighborhood; I get some real speed demons tearing up the streets around my house, and it can be alarming.  Mind you, another consideration is winter snow removal --…