People have been kicking ass, donating to the ACLU. I gave $20, which is not a lot of money, but that’s the point. If we all give $20 we can fund those guys and hopefully they can start kicking Trump’s ass. If nothing else, him seeing how many people are giving what they can toward the cause of kicking his ass might…

That’s not what happened, but whatever, facts are no longer important in Trump’s America, are they?

Let’s check in on the Trump administration after one week:

I spent the weekend in horror, rage, shame and yes pride. If my government disgusts me, my fellow citizens (well most of them) fill me with hope.

Depending on the location of the tattoo he might in real trouble; it has been well-established in multiple jurisdictions since at least 2005 that the hips don’t lie.  

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

Holed up in the new campaign headquarters, Donald Trump could not be reached for comment.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

“your mother, that’s who.”

He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.

Jesus, when I heard it was "a little chilly for lips and assholes" I thought they were talking about Detroit's famous Coney dogs!

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.