“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Shoulder Angel: Compliment them on their good spelling.

This. For reasons....

Robot Wars, I think.

That Koennigsegg key should, in any universe that cares for proper narrative causality, work by being inserted in a shield orientation into a cavity in the middle of the dash.

We as a society really need to get over the idea that there are two equal sides to every story. No, we don’t need to have a “dialog” about everything. The world is round, climate change is happening, humans are a product of evolution by natural selection, and racism is wrong. Period. When you treat these people like…

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

Fuck Sean Hannity. He’s nothing but a modern day Joseph Goebbles and it’s “We’re always right and good, and you’re always evil and wrong” assholes like him and Rush that have made it possible for an atmosphere to exist where allowing the Russians to have influence in the running of the country “Isn’t really any big…

So many recycled fight scenes in the Simpsons. That fight between SSJ3 Homer VS Mr Burns in ultimate form was epic the first couple of times, but it quickly became old...

Well these so-called “patriots” always say they want to shoot an unAmerican traitor, I guess he finally did.

Funniest moment in the game thus far, getting THE shield. The big one. You open the chest, it give you the classic Zelda “AH AH AH AAAAAAAAH” (which isn’t heard often in this particular Zelda), the game text tells us: “Yup! This is THE shield. This is what you were looking for!” it’s a big moment, we just went through…

I had to give the game a rest for a day after realizing you can’t keep a Stalhorse. The pain was real.

Hyrule climate change is a myth and Kotaku is now clearly under the sway of Big Zelda.

That truck was so goddamn suspicious. It was out of frame, in a spot you couldn’t see unless you surfed over to it, which you couldn’t do unless you used trickery to leave the SS Anne without it sailing away. On top of that, the sprite wasn’t used anywhere else in the game. Someone made a truck sprite and stuck it in…

It’s the internet you cunt. Don’t worry about it.

There’s a proper cannon on the first level.

It could also be because by paying lower wages, you’re lowering the expectations of what they should be paid.