The country already spends FAR too much money on incarceration across the board. This is going to make those costs potentially skyrocket. I have no idea where the hell this money’s supposed to come from.

No puppet.

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

If you were expecting him to wreck you would be mistaken. Usually a Bear only eats it when it is a monkey on a bike.

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

Judging by personal experience, they weren’t nearly surprised enough when he tried to stuff it in one hole and it went in another.

Game 1 of the World Series in Cleveland will indeed by joined by Cavs opener/ring ceremony across the street the same night

Left of Republicans can still be centrist.

I’ve had a boner for 12 hours from watching him play. Should I seek medical attention?

Nope. Giant space crabs.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere