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Brady is a dick. Exhibit A:

Be careful how you wield it - with gay power comes gay responsibility!

how were they able to splice in his reaction during the deposition so seamlessly?

care

brown

wow you turned each other gay?

my god. mitt should have just immediately stopped talking when obama gave him the death stare and the “please proceed.” that’s usually enough indication to a sentient being to just STFU

which NFL fanbase is likeliest to freak out if their entire team (or a significant portion) sits/kneels for the anthem?

do you prefer acid or mushrooms?

really, I’m the first to do this?

tits or ass?

if you didn’t keep writing about the cardinals, what are three other teams whose fans you’d like to keep sticking it to? I assume the yanks and red sox are in that discussion?

what’s more weird: tentacle porn or faux-cest? or some other fetish?

if all the deadspin staff were black, how many of you would have been shot by police this week?

it’s expensive no matter how much money you have

Cox is far from mediocre though, probably the eagles’ best defensive player and a rising star.

tl;dr: eat better.