Soon we’ll be letting emotional support cars on planes.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

So then...

This could have been stopped by merely driving with your doors locked by the sound of it.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing where to drift to
When the rain set in

We need to stop making people like this famous.

The HOA is gonna be super pissed about this.

If only we had some kinds of “jobs” president who wanted to bring back American manufacturing jobs that could work out some kind of deal... oh well.

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

From the link about growth plates:

Looks like he wasn’t quite the traveling Salsman.

Dodge missed a golden opportunity to partner with NHRA and encourage owners to take these to the track, not race them on the street.

PLOT TWIST! People are too small!

I always wondered what happened to this crew. And now I know the rest of the story:

What kind of name is Brien?

Knock knock

At 33, he is also the oldest WRX owner in America.

They’re traveling for free on a employee pass... There’s different standards when you get it free from the an employee (which then you do represent the company even if you don’t know it) rather than when you paid for your seat.

...pass traveler...

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!