Kanye randomly enters the stage:

Dan Vassallo 10th place male is just a regular dude

Let us now read from the gospels of TED.

I wonder if Georgetown will win after he leaves. I’ll bet Jonah Keri has a theory that could explain this.

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Dikembe continued “From now on I will no longer be using e-mail, to prevent this from happening again. Who wants to text Mutombo?”

As if Orlando Brown didn’t have it bad enough.

The dark, Bayesian part of my brain thinks the probability of the Warriors blowing another 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals is quite low.