this is simultaneously hilarious and just... gross

Like Axe?

“They’re like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 foot. They look like aliens to us. Big eyes. They have big eyes.”

As a fellow civil servant I can confirm that this is 100% correct. I've worked with GS-15s and SESs who wouldn't make it through the probationary period at Walmart.

Look, we have pretty good models that are able to mathematically predict how long a secret or conspiracy can stay covered up based off of how many people and organizations know about it.

Plus, ex-intelligence guys have a tendency to be a bit nutty.

Source: trust me bro

Michael Flynn was a decorated member of the military, too, so that doesn’t automatically confer “truth” to whatever they’re saying.

Also, you can get a mockup Pacman arcade game for like 38 bucks on Amazon. And you don’t have to crank it! It just works!

It’s straight-up illegal. You must yield to pedestrians in crosswalks — as in stopping your car. In particular, if this were a kid, you can’t predict that they won’t suddenly speed up. The purpose of yielding is that you don’t have to deal with the what ifs.

This 100% incorrect.

An entirely brown meal. - Joe Pera

The answer to the question of “should we ban Nazis?” is always yes. Glad I could help.

Boiled fish it better than battered and fried fish? What are you smoking man?

McDonald’s is legitimately good. There’s a reason they’ve been so successful. Is it a gourmet burger? No, but I like both gourmet burgers and cheapo fast food burgers...sometimes though I just want a Quarter Pounder...and it’s a legitimately good fast food burger since they started using fresh meat. 

And they forgot to the hyphenate the compound modifiers. Disgusting.

“Hader, being the tight lipped, big dicked man that he is...”

Oh shit. An honest comment. Most people who would buy a car like this new don’t want a manual. Just like how other performance brands/models have moved away from manuals (or at least away from manuals only).

almost 50 year old me loves a good manual even in stop and go. But if i were wanting an auto, a honda auto is not what id want. Id be shopping for a Golf R with the DSG auto and awd which is likely significantly quicker than the integra. Integra has a better interior however and looks better and likely handles a…