It’s not hard. Audiences are bored with seeing the samw movie over and over again. We know how these movies will go. Lots of CGI punching and energy blasts, some quips, green screen sets, boring villains who want the same old boring villain things, reluctant heroes who either are weary of the responsibility of being a…

What kills me is declaring the accident the result of too much confidence and too little skill. No, buddy. The accident was the result of you being a borderline sociopath with a license and a rocketship between your legs. He should never be allowed on a motorcycle again. 

Sooo... delivery of the Alfa Tonale to showrooms didn’t even begin until the middle of July, which was three months ago if I did the math right.

One of the only times I’ll swear in front of my kids is when some jackwagon in front of me is merging into 70 MPH traffic at half the posted speed. Freaking kamikazes. 

People who force their way into a merge by crossing solid white lines or even crossing over the runoff to merge sooner and then cut off those who waited until it was safe and clear. Fuck those people right into the sun.

Reminded of the time I was at an onsen in northern Japan. I stepped off an elevator and sitting there on the floor was a perfectly formed turd, pretty as you please. I sort of did that swivel-headed thing when you walk around the offending obstruction while never taking your eyes off it, got a beer from the vending…

So... something most people thought was a good idea at first, but a coordinated campaign of mis- and disinformation to hinder and discredit the product for purely political reasons created an ideological dividing line across the nation with no room for rational, constructive discourse?

Pale-faces in comparison to The Avengers. 

Sure, the business. But if you know the history of Star Wars, it was more of an actual arthouse indie than most of the modern arthouse indies. The studio hated it and wanted to kill it at every opportunity, and it was only because of Lucas’ tenacity and the frankly insane artistry of the people he hired, as well as…

Blaming the state of cinema on Geoege Lucas and Star Wars is historically ignorant, as if that movie’s fate as as the executioner of arthouse cinema was baked into the movie.

Your vehicle is not the Queen Mary. You do not need to begin braking for your turn 1/4 mile early, nor do you need to come to a complete stop in a busy roadway in order to make that turn. Even the average colossal SUV or pickup can begin braking for a turn at a reasonable distance and with reasonable force, and carry…

I dunno - I’ve always thought the finale was fitting. Subversive, a little cruel, mostly funny, and a twist of the karmic knife for the characters.

Yeah, that precisely what we have. There will be a solid red light at the crossing for 15 seconds or so when all cars must stop completely, then it’ll flash red for another 15 seconds when cars have to stop but can proceed if there’s no one in the crossing. There’s all over downtown, near bus stops, or busy streets…

In Austin we have created dedicated push-to-walk pedestrian crossings at high-volume areas. Drivers hate them because screw pedestrians, but they work.

We’ve been using a meal planning app (eMeals) for a while and it’s significantly reduced our grocery bills and waste. It even “clips” coupons and integrates with our store’s online ordering for curbside. This isn’t an ad for the service, but it’s a major stress reliever.

I’d forgotten how well-written and acted the original was. It was literally my favorite sitcom for years... and I just forgot about it?

Tiff Needell is actually the longest serving host.

My abuela’s fideo.

No, I think we should throw our hand sin the air and say Well, we tried.

Ham bars aren’t real. I refuse to believe this utter nonsense.