You lost me when you didn’t pluralize Jesus as Jesii. You had zero qualms about writing Prii the other day, but instead of respecting our Lord and Savior with the proper latin pluralization, you bestow upon Him a bastardized Jesuses? Blasphemer.

I was 16 when this was released and I thought it was better than Nevermind. Still do.

My solution is to use the dishwasher as much as possible. We only handwash knives and things that absolutely can’t go in the dishwasher, like non-stick pans or aluminum baking sheets. We also use washable SuperScandi dish cloths that get changed out every other day. We’ve had the same 10-pack of those for a couple of…

Brace yourselves. Here come the indignant truckbois...

Oh, look. Turns out she wasn’t saying he hit her car at the light, but a few seconds before when he sideswiped her while almost also killing a cyclist.

Not 2 months after I got mine some woman swerved into my lane for literally no reason, and with not enough time to react my only option was to brake hard, which prevented her from totally sideswiping me but still crushed my front right fender. She got testy and claimed I changed lanes into her. I told her I had…

I dunno. Staged? In 2006 I was driving my Saabaru south on South Congress in Austin, and some guy just pulled out from Mars Street, turning left, and I t-boned him at 40 MPH. He then proceeded, calmly, to inform me this accident was my fault and I’d be paying his deductible or else he’d get his attorney involved. This…

Give us Affleck, while we’re multiversin’.

A friend of mine who was a city attorney for decades once said, in situations like this, because they happen more than you’d think, “Always replace the victim with a police officer. Are they still innocent? And if the victim WAS a police officer, replace them with a civilian. Are they still guilty?”

Dude, camping in your car in Texas? Even in the “winter” it still gets too steamy in a car to sleep comfortably. Plus it’s just uncomfortable.

Or a teardrop.

Assuming he’s camping in the Central Texas area, some off-road is possible but honestly not that likely. I mean, he’d be asking for a serious 4x4 machine if that was the case. And altitude... nope. An Outback ticks the boxes. My brother has one and it’s cavernous. 

I just can’t with this type of TV show anymore. I’m too cynical. Too burned. Honestly, too hopeless.

Right. But what this is saying is the current crop of campers are worse than that. My in-laws are avid, experienced RV’ers - they actually own a campground on the Frio River in Texas, so they’re more than aware of the increasingly shitty products, from million-plus dollar Newmars to sub-$20k ultralights. They have…

But what if you think James Bond, full-stop, is ridiculously overrated mediocrity?

I’d never own a Corvette. An M-car. An AMG anything. A Porsche. An RS. A Raptor. I don’t like cars that are compensatory avatars. “I used to be cool.” “I’m still cool.” “I’m a GREAT driver.” Et cetera. I’ve always preferred understated and refined, but also “normal.” I don’t want a car that shouts at people. I don’t…

My wife got one when she started her new HIIT routine. I got curious.

Two words - Papa John’s.

As a parent of two kids who are in the Always Pizza phase when it comes to eating out (which these days just means ordering delivery), I have no problem with Domino’s. Yeah, it’s fine. I don’t think it’s better or worse than any of the other major chains, and in fact their crust tends to be better than the Hut. Sure,…

The mkVI to VII shift was big enough for me to finally buy one. The refinement of the DSG, the better differential, the and the general awesomeness of MQB. Yeah, it’s a noticeable improvement on just about every front, although some folks prefer the softer styling of the VI. To my eyes, the more angular look of the…