Nando’s was go-to fast food when I lived in the UK. I found one in Boston and one in DC, but I’m not sure we have any franchises anywhere else.

Look, we’re talking about a perfect world here, one where IPAs aren’t a test of manliness, shrimp cocktails come with every meal, and you get 10 hours of uninterrupted, full-comfort sleep each night. I’d also like to poo like a wombat, as long as we’re negotiating reality.

I think that was literally my response. HA!

I don’t know... maybe it was Utah. - Raising Arizona

My doctor said ideally we’d never have to wipe. Eat right, exercise, drink enough water, and poop leaves your anus without a trace. Toilet paper is clinically bad for you. Bidets can scatter fecal particles all over the place. Basically there’s no good, hygienic way to clean your butthole. It’ll probably be the end of…

I’ve had two root canals and three crowns as the result of a car crash back in 2001, one of the just last year.

I a weirdo who likes new Opeth better than old Opeth. Melody is not the enemy of metal.

You can buy an Anova sous vide and a cast iron or carbon steel pan for less than a meal for 2 at a typical steakhouse. From there it’s pretty simple to learn how to make the best steaks you’ve ever had.

Goddammit, if this is a crossover I’m going to write an angry email or something equally rash.

Not all cars came with Pirellis. Mine had some garbage Kumhos that I ditched fASAP for a set of Michelin Pilot Sports 4S rubber. An almost totally different car.

Yes, the dealership model is 20th century retail philosophy, but requiring customers to be physically present to even begin productive discussions is the most regressive sales tactic I can imagine.

These people are thinking too small.

Growing up in Hot Springs, AR, the U-Haul place down the highway from us had several of these in regular inventory for as long as I can remember. They must have been for local use only, which would make sense with all of the camping in the area. I figure people would come to town, rent the camper for 2 or 3 days and…

Each iteration of the electric car is better than the previous, in terms of range. In survey after survey that’s the ONE issue that almost everyone places at the top of the list of reasons why not. In a pretty typical American family 2-car household where one parent has an average commute, it does make sense to have…

We need more acknowledgement of how great Kevin Kiner’s scores are.

I love my hometown. I love the place I remember form my childhood and the weird burger stand on the county line. I love the Walmart that’s been there since 1983. I love the little beach on the lake where only locals go. I love the downtown and I love the ice cream shop that charges too much for a scoop but give even…

Oh my god.

You’re a monster.

Well, I see y’all are already doing what you do...

Which is how I got my brand new 2017 GTI for $9k under sticker, just as the ‘18s (mk7.5) were coming out. I went ahead and financed through thedealer for 36 months to get the minimum interest rate, made the minimum number of payments to retain the incentives (I think it was just 6 months), then paid the whole thing…