Please tell me this leads to a full-length Team Fortress movie.

Something, something, political correctness run amok; something, something, this doesn't affect me, therefore it shouldn't affect anyone else; something, something, poorly-formed straw man argument about men's rights.

I was so expected The Last Guardian at the end, especially when it began...

You're a monster.

It would have gone like this:

After every kill, you are put on administrative leave for a month pending an internal investigation, preventing you from playing on the Police faction.

"Imagine you're in a schoolyard, and Don Mattrick comes and shits all over your head then transfers schools. Now you're left to clean up the mess"

Aerodynamics I suppose?

Had they gotten a copy then people would know not to of bought it.

"GT interactive Software"

guess this is how women feels like at the of the month

They used the wrong vehicle...

My best friend in high school passed a Barney .WAD file around our group that turned all of the enemies in DOOM into the friendly purple dinosaur, and converted all of the monster sounds into, "I love you, you love me..."

how about the smell of carnitas .....

Oligarchy. And at it's finest, too...

You get both types. A lot of the people I've worked with are quite open of rival brands, but you also get grown-up fanboys that simply cannot believe a rivals products exist.