“I need to pretend I’m an adult or else no one will believe me: The Post”

God, I wish worrying about what drawing people are jerking it over were one of my life's problems. 

“he was a broken down, homicidal nutjob who projected his love for his daughter onto a stranger that he truthfully barely knew.”

Yeah I hope season 1 wraps the first game, because sure as shit ain’t signing for Druckman’s misery ride that was Part II

I can’t fucking imagine playing a game, making my own headcanon and then complaining when the good adaptation is not following my headcanon. There is no bottom for Kotaku’s abysmal takes lmao.

jfc dude, that is LITERALLY the whole point of the article, please stop jumping into the comments before reading it. 

32gigs in 2016?? Lmao no.

God, could these "critics" write anything more generic and ass kisser..geez.

Scarameh stans will finally shut up for a little bit before moving on to stan Dottore, can’t wait to read the justification from them about him luring a fellow academic, strangled her and mutilated the body.

You just got KINJA'D, son. 

Nice sponsored post lmao 

Yes you can, just hoover or tap the blue checkmark and it will tell if you it has it because it was verified before or because they paid for Twitter Blue, in this case it is the legit Ghibli account that made the post. 

Nothing has fundamentally changed from day one, so you were wrong back then and wrong nowadays. 

**old man yells at HTML code**

Ahh yes, we keep forgetting that horrible things can only happen in ONE part of the world at any given time.

“Prepaid phone users in other countries have reported being able to log into the game problem-free”

Love how Letitia being an anti-vaxxer and some other problematic takes is getting buried in search engines and social media lol. 

“Ghost of Tsushima was mostly a joyless slog.”

That's a lot of text to explain your skill issue. I also cannot play Souls-like games and I just watch the memes and move on with my life. 

If you want to explore the open world and experience pretty much all the author just described you will need to spend ZERO dollars in it, the 4* characters that they’ll give you through free pulls or game events are all you need. Of course you can save up those pulls for any 5* character that you want and try your…