I thought right-wingers were against participation trophies for loses.

Are boat shoes and deck shoes the same thing (SORRY, I’m Canadian)?

Dammit, hit Publish by mistake!

I may be wrong, but I believe that Chariman Kim has a great and beautiful vision for his country, and only the United States, with me as President, can make that vision come true.

Yes, it’s Post Mortem, a former undertaker that fell into a vat of embalming fluid and turned to a life of crime. After being foiled by the Dynamic Duo, who used Bat-skin cream to defeat her, she’s sworn vengeance against the living. She works for Flip-top, a failed businessman with a failed comb over, who wears…

cynical fucking cockwombles

Wow you are shit human being.

Yeah, I have been questioning the human experiment for some time now. I mean, sure, we keep advancing technologically, but in terms of human behavior we’re still pretty much primates huddling around the fires of useless religions and outdated ‘principles’ while metaphorically (or literally) whacking each other with…

Time for the Vogon Destructor Fleet to initiate the bypass project. The plans have been on file for quite a while now.

Is that a Batman villain in the photo at the top of the article? She’s photographed at a Dutch angle and wearing a secondary color, so I can only conclude that she is.

I’m sometimes awed by the percentage of our daily news that’s made up of idiotic tweets posted by awful people. We’re all so inured to the stupidity of this age, sometimes it’s the minor things, little petty dipshittery like this, that makes me really step back and think.

Just in case you’re serious -

LAMESTREAM MEDIA? are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? This man is the most powerful person on Earth and he is taking like that? Fuck this, I’m gonna go to the local corner store, buy a gun with no background check, and shoot myself in the head.

I mean, he’s a hobgoblin crotch spawn...I was being pretty specific.

Who genuinely gives a flying fuck what this motherfucking hobgoblin crotch spawn says?

Kilmeade nailed it. I remember when I was working at Burger King in high school and earned Employee of the Month, I got so many calls from Wendy’s and McDonald’s trying to recruit me that I practically had to change my number! Eventually I worked my way up to Team Leader at BK, but since I couldn’t figure out what to…

The sims being able to be gay, without commentary or punishment, was so important to me because I came out to my parents at almost exactly the same time as the game debuted. I played endlessly, roleplaying the kind of harmonious future family life I aspired to but was pretty sure wasn’t going to be possible.

and order two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fishes, and a chocolate milkshake.