No me. I’m all about Shirime. It’s name literally translates as “Butt-Eye”.

How is this hard?

As I sit here in Florida awaiting the wrath of Irma, it’s good to know that there is a kinder, gentler side to these blowing winds. And that side is the whispy, undulating in the eye of the storm that is Teresa Jo. A person who when her commander in chief said “fuck these prisoners” did not hesitate, did not question,…

Would you make this same argument to support the US’s mass surveillance programs? 

I’ve been thinking about climate change. Who would benefit from a warmer climate? What country has a vast amount of potentially arable land once the permafrost melts? What country benefits the most from an ice-free Arctic? What country benefits from having a climate denial proxy in charge of a major world power?

The same reason Nancy Reagan was so around so much toward the end of Ronnie’s tenure in the Oval Office.

I find this almost upsetting and very unfortunate timing. I always liked that he had a regular blue collar job that everyday people could very realistically work in themselves. There is a reason “Joe the plumber” is a plumber and not “Joe the Quantumphysicist”. I myself am definitely working white collar, but I think…

Mario isn’t a man. He’s a concept, a spirit disconnected from the flow of time in our universe, that re-appears at will, acting upon whatever circumstance he comes upon, before disassociating with our chronology entirely. He removes the cause from the effect.

In this day and age what company in their right mind would spend so much time and resources to produce this very high quality video just to say thanks to their customer. CD Projekt Red, you have class and I as a customer I appreciate this more than any patch or free DLC. You’re welcome and thank you. 

Shh! It’s not a silent killer if you tell everyone about it!

I am all for unconventional, untested methods of execution. Badgers. Anti-freeze mixed with Kahlúa. Skydiving, just normal skydiving. The Amy Schumer special. Being surprised to death. As long as it satisfies my bloodlust I am all for it. Orphans. Kill them with orphans. So many orphans.

We are fucking barbarians.

I know it’s cultural appropriation but it’s really cultural laundering (a term I’ve just invented that’s a portmanteau of cultural appropriation and money laundering): take ill-gotten gains (say, R&B music), run it through a front (change something, slightly), and suddenly your ill-gotten gains are clean (white people…

It won’t be cloudy.

Probably best if you keep such unfeeling, disrespectful, and ignorant thoughts to yourself.

Let’s consider what the various racial/gender/sexual/disabled groups are essentially asking for...

To punish America for Donald Trump, God will blot out the sun on Monday, August 21. You have been warned. If you do not heed this warning, a plague of new reality shows will be released upon the land.

He will be as quick to condemn White Supremacists as he is to condemn Putin.

Not planning on getting out of the way kkthx... Why would I?

Unfuckingbelievable. For 70 years, the world lived in appropriate terror of a nuclear exchange, because the mere thought of it was considered too horrific to contemplate. And now here we are, letting a fucking spoiled child tweet us into a nightmare millions won’t survive (if it’s small scale and contained; what a…