LAST LITERATE MAN IN THE UNITED STATES bursts in the door and slams it behind him. In a panic, he bars it with a broom, but the door shakes and the broom begins to splinter. The Trumplodytes are right behind him, and his skin is vaguely olive. They’re out for his blood. As he stumbles down the hall, he can hear their…

Toodles, Foodles.

Also bring in constantine.

There seems to be only one logical course of action: to defeat this bacteria, we must do battle with it on the playing field it has chosen. Therefore, we must follow the bacteria from the nose, through the brain, and into the spinal cord. In my experience, there is only one suitable substance that can make the journey…

I don’t party much/at all, and I definitely don’t make $130,000 per year, but I do live at home. For me, it came down to math. Living in an apartment, I’d be paying $8,000 to $10,000 more per year on housing. Instead, that money goes into retirement savings. Last year, I was able to sock away $15k into RRSPs - I…

As an alum of a school with a famous shooting and a current instructor, I absolutely have a plan for every classroom I teach in as to what steps I will take should there be gunfire. I already know which furniture will be placed in front of the doors or how they will otherwise be braced. I do this while scouting out…

Guns don’t kill people. The projectile they launch cause massive tissue trauma and the victim dies from blood loss. We should just ban bleeding.

His posters sell for between $35-40 and I expect a sale price of $20. ......by grabthar’s hammer what a savings

Better idea: ban guns.

America does need to shift it’s viewpoint to the rest of civilised world where guns are a privilege and not a right. Gun controls protect both gun owners and the public, they aren’t onerous, they aren’t difficult mandatory training and ownership restrictions based on risk assessment by police and medical services…

I think it’s sick that they were prepared enough to keep calm and build barricades. They’ve practiced these drills since they were kids, *of course* they didn’t panic. Welcome to America, Land of the Free and Home of the Brave, where kids expect to be murdered in a classroom.

No your statement doesn't stand. At all. Criminals gave up their guns in Australia. They were paid for them.

I wonder which well regulated militia the shooter belonged to.

Yeah go ask an Australian if banning guns worked. Oh yeah. It did.

There’s science and stuff that shows folks are more likely to act out in violent ways just by being close to guns actually so there’s that.

Gun Nut Goes on Shooting Spree -> Gun Nuts Demand More Guns in Response to Shooting Spree -> Gun Nut Goes on Shooting Spree -> Gun Nuts Demand More Guns in Response to Shooting Spree -> Gun Nut Goes on Shooting Spree -> Gun Nuts Demand More Guns in Response to Shooting Spree -> Gun Nut Goes on Shooting Spree...

This is now part of A.L.I.C.E. drills that my 5 year old does in Kindergarten (Fuck You very much Gun Lobby).

One of my favorite movies ever.
It starts as a mocking joke of star trek, adds an extremely clever storyline ,mix in some ideas that outdo star trek itself(!) then end as a great feelgood story.
PLUS the jokes are spot on!!

I cant say enough good about this movie.

The amount of total distain that Alan Rickman manages to put behind that line is simply amazing.