You have to wonder if CARB is pushing for a buy back

this comment is slightly lacking in Pantera.

No graduate from SUNY Geneseo is going to be anyone’s boss

Without his cheating software, VAG cars would make less power?

I’d say like 20 minutes of the first launch after the press event.

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A BOX OF KNIVES

yo! they have SUV racing over there and it’s hilarious

smokes a little on startup.

UPS was unwilling to pay out for what it was insured for in the first place so it is unlikely that they would have paid out at the full price. The company that built the motor actually offered to solve the issue. They said that they would rebuild the motor at cost due to the error that they made.

Doesn’t even matter, UPS hasn’t paid a dime anyway.

That sems like a bit much for a post apocalypse wasteland even one as advanced as the fallout universe but you could always just rp it happening before the bombs fell.

I don't understand. This gas station cost less than one percent of your budget. Why do you care?

So we spend 720 times as much on keeping people like you employed than we do on keeping people like the above employed. Ok then.

Phone seized for a supposed “inappropriate relationship?” Civil rights violations much?

Except there weren’t any drugs...

The stick in the center is the hydraulic handbrake lever... the shifting is purely from the paddles.

You call it cheating, I call it brilliance. Good work, VW.

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

Am I the only one that does not see this as cheating? Do the cars pass the test as the test is designed? If so then how is that cheating? Just because they don't pass a different test, does not mean they cheated. It means someone changed the test.

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