You didn’t even have a chance because the bullshit clickbait headline leads you to believe they will race, but it’s just two fools talking.  

I’ll get the guillotine 

495,000 on my 2000 Econoline dually van (E450 running gear all around) with the V10. Bought it from Enterprise with 105,000 miles. It was a plain white van when I bought it, got dualliefied a year after I bought it (after chewing through too many rear tires). Then got it’s extreme makeover around 250k when I realized…

2. The power was crazy for the time. In 2006, a Mustang’s 4.0 V6 made 210hp. Honda’s V6 was a 3.0 making 200hp. Toyota’s V6 was a 3.0 making 190hp. GM’s 4.3 V6 was making 195hp. And Mitsubishi unleashes a 3.8 V6 that pumped out 263hp...that was insane!

For the record. I am not a DSM fanboy. I respect the cars, but have never owned one. With that said, this was the beginning of the end for Mitsubishi.

My favorite has to be the “assault life” sticker, complete with an AR-15. It’s like the driver is straight up admitting to felonious behavior.

I’m holding out for a Don’t Tread on Me sticker in which the snake’s pattern is a thin-blue-line flag and maybe the snake is arranged in the outline of a Punisher skull. (“You laugh, but...” probably somebody is ‘shopping that even as we speak, perhaps after doing the flag thing to No Step On Snek as a warmup…

You forgot tattered flag thin blue line punisher stickers with Donald trump hair. 

I too voted “some dice”. It’s cheaper than a comp FJ Cruiser, extra money to spend on off-road goodies.

You left out the “2nd amendment-in-words-as-stripes” American flag decals.

I’d bet that the majority of the readers here grew up without riding in a car seat or on a booster seat. Most of us lived.

It’s absolutely the Accord. It started with the first gen and the second gen drove it home by being the first Japanese car manufactured in the United States at Marysville. The auto industry in the US was never the same after the Honda Accord showed up.

That’s why they’ll eventually have to tow their own fork lifts.

This. And it could get even worse - let’s say new EPA or fuel economy regulations are introduced. Well, with OTA capability in place, your car’s software could be updated to comply with the new regulations... oh, and BTW, your engine now has 15% less power. Or law enforcement could secretly force manufacturers to…

No idea... my 2013 lincoln had a sim card and connected... no idea if it actually did updates...

She's being well-paid to touch much more than just your elbow...

I can her Pavarotti singing as I read this. 

I’ve also been using that one for a few years for Ford vehicles and it still works for me. I just tried it now. The thing with that one though has always been that it mostly only works with used Ford vehicles that are being sold at a Ford dealership. I’ve never gotten it to work with a Ford vehicle being sold at non…

I had the same feeling until I figured out from the blurb he drives to Indiana for work.