Gender insecurity is like 50% of marketing.

I guess the concept of ‘replica’ foods is for people who still want a burger or sausage (despite other great tasting plant based foods), but don’t want to hurt the environment as much.

To be fair, fuck the meat industry.

The meat industry is inflicting horrific cruelty at an unimaginable scale while destroying the planet in the process. But sure, the real problem is using the correct terminology.

Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

Hey it’s really disappointing that you don’t offer subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing. I always looked forward to reading these submissions and the winning stories but now that they’re done in video format, you’ve excluded at least one portion of your audience. As a website that prides themselves on being…

Drunken Miyagi telling the story of his family and how they died in an internment camp while he served the U.S. Army?? Pat Morita deserves the hell out of his Oscar nomination.

I bet Dallas has a lot of overweight and obese residents that support my argument better than yours.

Total gun ban.

If you read the intro, you’d see my dog LIKES to wear clothing. But thanks for the input, I’ll make sure to keep your opinion about a dog you don’t know in mind!

If you read the intro, you’d see my dog LIKES to wear clothing. But thanks for the input, I’ll make sure to keep your…

Let the past fucking die already.

A few thousand years from now, alien archaeologists are going to be so confused by theme parks. 

Probably best to let him speak for himself on this subject, and he described himself as a trans boy on his Tumblr. So.. yeah. Maybe don’t.

They’re going to cover his house in Poutine?

They are just another corporate tool who thinks companies and corporations should be put before people. You should always obey those in charge and let them do whatever they want without restrictions because they should be allowed to do whatever they want.

A an European the biggest revelation for me here is that... a fucking hypermarket chain sells guns?! What the actual fuck, America?!

Yeah, color me not surprised.

“Police are investigating when and how the items entered the South American country.”

"500 years hence, some clueless Americano will write a book about me and confuse my place of birth with my surname, and everyone else will think I'm a turtle with a penchant for Neapolitan fast food."