The first time, even if they were caught, they weren’t doing anything but sending a friend Pizza. Once they started giving DoorDash warm dough they were committing outright fraud, not arbitrage. They should make a pizza that technically matches the order even if they use a fraction of ingredients and only use the worst…

Or Angela Sarafyan, the less pale Armenian version. (The host-bot in Westworld who Shannon Woodward sneaks a kiss off of in season 1)

No way. They will keep all their gun rights and just enforce them unevenly, just like always. White Person doing anything with any gun: 2nd Amendment. Dark Person with a legal gun: Philando Castille. “I feared for my life. He reached for an object. He was coming right for us.” Hell, even if the legal gun is imaginary.

They said they fired her specifically BECAUSE she got sexually harassed. That goes beyond failure to protect her. When the co-workers teased her for her site, if she had reported it instead of asking them to stop, and then management fired her, it would have been a textbook example of punishing a whistleblower/…

I will support anyone who wants to reduce the chance that I see Jeff Dunham characters in public. By Any Means Necessary.

[Wendy Melvoin] and her partner Lisa Coleman contributed so much to the band.

Deadspin did the “Dong” headline joke better. Back when it existed. Too bad they haven’t posted a single article for over six months.

Regarding “deaths”: Several years ago the BuckyCap died in an event and his girlfriend of the time (Black Widow) was commiserating with some civilians whose relatives had also died. She basically says “I Know how you feel, the love of my life, BuckyCap just died” and the civilian actually says “yeah not really... he…

Right after The Daily Show, Craig Kilborn hosted The Late Late Show on CBS (of course he was promoted). He had high school aged Kirsten Dunst as a guest and she talked about going to her upcoming Senior Prom with a High School boy. Kilborn said that he would make a better date, denigrates and pokes fun at her date,…

Conely played indoors in his home gym—an NBA regulation-sized basketball court.

it was Navarro who warned White House colleagues about the coronavirus and its possible effects.

Circuses sure, but when have Republicans ever given a shit about giving people Bread? Trump has made noises about being a populist, but other than scapegoating foreigners, immigrants, minorities and his enemies, he hasn’t even tried to deliver.

apparently a whole bunch of them like to go right when they get up in the morning.

I imagined rockhopper penguins would hop up and down stairs exactly how they hop up and down rocks in the dozens of nature documentaries they appear in.. Its not hard. cute, but not hard.

The argument never should have been, “we have to save Shelley because he is so important.” It should have been, “we have to save him because we don’t just let people die to make our jobs easier.” Arguing that famous people’s lives matter more is a bad look for Doctor Who. 

a clever red herring in Polidori’s sleepwalking disorder

That Mountain Goats song was used to devastating effect in the “Moral Orel” animated series. The two together are just beautifully heartbreaking. Don’t know how to find the Moral Orel series nowadays but it is a must watch from Adult Swim’s glory days.

The ‘94 World Cup score bug was a way to put Ads into the broadcast. People thought the World Cup was un-broadcastable live in the US because there is no room for commercial breaks. The Sponsored Scorebug was ABC/ESPN’s way around that. Every 15 minutes they’d say, This game is brought to you commercial free by…

She was kicked out of her home by her host family and sent back to her home country. The movie didn’t slut shame her to the audience, but she was shamed (though maybe not ashamed herself). Her host family shamed and punished her, and probably the Exchange program and/or the school administration, who didn’t punish the…

Yes, everyone thought this was messed up at the time, even if they didn’t think of it as equivalent to sexual assault. In other peeping movie scenes the characters at least know it’s wrong and try to be secretive (even if it is presented as a minor sin). In this movie they casually share the feed with a bunch of…