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One of the best, weirdest, pluckiest, most hopeful shows I’ve ever seen (seriously, check it out). It stars Maria Bamford as Maria Bamford.

Two garbage humans love each other, that’s cute.

We don’t have to like Hillary to know that we may have no choice but to vote for her.

Is this a joke?

Yeah. Chicago is fucked right now.

Homan Square is still alive and well, unfortunately.

I’d rather the Cuyahoga River catch fire again than see him as governor for one more day.

A land where the phrase “Bless your heart,” translates to, “Wow, you’re stupid.”

Eh, personally I think the reporting is fine, it’s just not as interesting of a story as a murder.

Yeah, he must have really feared what would happen when this guy turned around SO MUCH that he just HAD to put six bullets in his back.

He shot him with a bow and arrow, and didn’t finish the job until 40 hours later.

I don’t normally condone going through the comments section on Fox News articles, but today was a special day. Everyone is acting like a whiny piss baby and I couldn’t be more thrilled.

It’s so real and so awkward that it’s painful to watch. God Bless.

Anyone remember Troy's Mixtape of Love? Just me? Oh well.

I guess, but for some reason that Dove Chocolate Ad sketch really gets to me. So dumb, but so funny.

These are all over the place in Chicago. Do you think that says something about the Windy City?

I don't care who you are, even if you've ever known me "Biblically," if I were touched like that in public by ANYONE I would lose my goddamn mind.

As a server myself, tipping at least 18%-20% is the standard for me. It takes into account that the server is also sharing their tips with the bartender (for me, 4% of my bar sales), bussers and food runners (4% of my net sales) and hosts (1% of my net sales). The general rule is the longer you sit at a table, and the…

I have similar responses when I tell people that I don't want children.