It's Not The Cameraman's Fault!

You should see the trailer for that Jesus movie where her disease-ridden daughter, like the aforementioned cat-Spacey, also fell down from a treacherous height, and was cured of all her disease because she "hit her head just right". Since I work in a movie theater I was forced to watch it five times a day and every…

I had one of my worst opening weekend Saturdays ever waiting tables in this movie; didn't even make ten percent of my sales. Opening weekends for comic book movies are usually quantity over quality because the people who come to see it are teenagers or fans and don't purchase much food and only want to watch the…

Freddie was a great character, a fantastic fictional lawyer I'm glad he wasn't left out. More Shalhoub in more Coen Bros would be preferred.

There are better Co(h)en Brothers out there.

But any depressing sentence works when read with a German accent.

Reading it in his voice still works.

The Kardashian Kandidate.

You would be surprised. There is nothing quite like movies, because they attract people of all backgrounds, and all classes, and all stripes. And it's a privilege to serve them. And sometimes, it's very, very fun. You get a cross-section of America every day in the place where I work. That's why I haven't left yet.

So I work at a movie theater that serves food to people. Some folks refer to it as a "cinebistro". I wouldn't call it that, because a bistro implies something other than cheap fried bar food and a less than discerning clientele.

I purchased it and I am not disappointed but I'm only an episode in. Alan Alda is amazing, I never knew he had the ability to frighten the hell out of me, I've never seen this side of him as an actor, that makes it worth it alone.
Also, for a guy I don't ever agree with politically, Nick DiPalo reminds me so much of…

hahaha or her Pops

We have to sacrifice more kids somehow. If we don't, the Great Spider will become very upset. And that is, in fact, a very tangled web we weave, if we don't practice to deceive.

"Bucko" and "small fry". In what timeline do you exist where these sobriquets are still even used, slick?

People have been saying Batman is a fascist for a long time.

It wasn't as good as Roe V Wade, but definitely better than Citizens United V FEC

It was better than Man of Steel. Which is a small feat.

Lot of hate for it. I thought it was about ok.

That Sixth Sense movie was a real trip. I didn't realize until the end that the shrink with the hairpiece was actually Bruce Willis!

You do have a point.