People who bear witness to it usually love it. Even today.

In theaters NOW…coming this summer

The head moving every which way at a thousand miles an hour.

This was one of the few movies that scared the shit out of me. I don't usually complain about remakes but all I ask is that the remake scare the shit out of me too. That's all I ask.

Tom, Kathy.. I'm Dr. Steven Poop. I'm sorry, there's absolutely nothing I can do for your son. But.. I can do The Robot. [ does the Robot dance ] That'll be $5,000. Good day to you both.

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

I managed only to see Louis CK give away a documentary award and Leonardo's win. So what I saw I enjoyed thoroughly.

Well sure, Cookie Monster. All of them felonies unless the policeman fears for his life. So we either have a lot of cowardly policemen shooting unarmed men, or a lot of liars, or a decent amount of incompetence and poor training.

At least according to Scalia and a Supreme Court majority ruling on a couple of domestic violence cases, constitutionally, the police are under no obligation to protect you. Those were difficult cases that later became largely unpopular, but in a rational world, I would of course agree more with the spirit of the…

Patrick Lynch is a joke. Why is it that the police and prison guard unions are the only ones with any real power in this country? You'll have O'Reilly singing their praises and then shitting on the teacher's union in the very next segment.

The police are not here to keep us safe. The police are here to enforce the law; that is their only job. If that happens to keep someone safe in the process, it's merely incidental.

I could see this version of My Sharona fitting well in some thriller crime movie all night drug montage involving Sam Rockwell and a shitty strip club or dive bar. Or something.

I'm now wondering if Brad Garrett would have been better off playing Frank Semyon in True Detective S2. I keep forgetting that even though he was Raymond's loser brother for almost a decade, the man looks dangerous. He's like 9 foot 12.

Who knows. Maybe it offers a unique perspective to which I'm not accustomed.

hmm. I have this book. Got it before we liquidated the Borders that I worked at. I haven't read it yet. Guess I will now, because I'm a grown man, and I don't have a faith so weak to be shattered by a work of fiction.

Hashtivism might be doing more harm than good. A little set of letters is all some people need to make themselves feel like they've saved the world.

then? Absolutely.

then? Absolutely.

The problem with Godwin's law is that its invocation forces people to ignore any mention of nazis or Hitler off the bat whether it is warranted or not. Sometimes people compare things to Hitler. Most times it is overwrought, but on discussion of state power and laws or war? I don't even need Hitler. There's China,…

The problem with Godwin's law is that its invocation forces people to ignore any mention of nazis or Hitler off the bat whether it is warranted or not. Sometimes people compare things to Hitler. Most times it is overwrought, but on discussion of state power and laws or war? I don't even need Hitler. There's China,…