THIS. Maybe the reporter assumed that you, I dunno, knew how to express yourself properly like an adult? With the words you intended to use? Gotcha! Journalism at its finest.

Wait. Why the fuck should a reporter have to ask her WHAT SHE MEANT? Is she not in charge of her own fucking words? Does she not have control over how she forms sentences? I am so goddamn tired of these people I have no fucking clue how I’m gonna make it 4 years without losing my goddamn mind over the hypocrisy.

You should tell the Yemeni owners of these bodegas that. They’re so stupid they didn’t listen to OMG!PONIES!. Why oh why did they not buy KFCs in the middle of Alabama? Why???

Are there a ton of Yemeni-owned KFC franchises?

Seriously, every immigrant should just go on strike for a day. See how well the US does. It would be fucked.

Bless you, I’ve been there too. Baby #2 in 1979 with no kidneys and a large brain tumor. *hugs*

That was published without comment because my mind was rendered incapable of putting one thought after that.

As somebody who had to terminate around 20 weeks due to fetal abnormalities inconsistent with life, FUCK YOU, ARKANSAS.

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

Fuck yeah, Nancy.

More like “if it sounds and smells like a steaming pile of diarrhea . . . .”

from my vantage point, even one would be more than all her peers combined.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

You invite a nazi to Berkeley and you don’t see this coming?! In any climate, let alone this one?!

UGH. No cheers for Maine’s Susan Collins, folks. She does this to us every goddamned time. She could have ended this travesty in committee with a no vote, but nope, she went ahead and passed DeVos through to a full house vote where she will more than likely pass.

“Frederick Dougie Fresh, a terrific guy. One of the best.”

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

Steve Bannon looks like he’s just one order away from having his next pizza from Papa John’s free.

The same way that 53% of white women who voted live with themselves.