“Levels on the shifter lower than D (like 1, 2, 3).” Useful on long steep downhill grades - set the transmission one or two levels lower and let engine compression hold the car at or near desired speed. without touching the brakes.  

You probably aren’t in Canada during winter.

> Lane departure warnings, especially the kind that hijack the wheel.

Lane departure warnings, especially the kind that hijack the wheel.

Moonroof. or Sunroof. What ever you want to call it, is the one dumbest thing ever. No thanks.

The only order I need on the interstate is you moving to the right.

100% this. No matter how consistant you think you are going, you are not

Guess what era of cars I’ve driven the most from this list:

I’ll be honest with you, on long trips it’s usually obvious who isn’t using cruise control, and they kind of drive me crazy. Cruise keeps things orderly on the interstate. 

I’m guessing it is more about logistics.  Doesn't want to run a mini scrap yard out of his driveway, but probably ok with someone buying it as a parts car.

“...and later, in NYC, Klaus was hit by an Uber driver (no pun intended) and then shot. He recovered at New York Presbyterian Hospital but then succumbed when presented the bill for his medical care.”

Well just needs to get the gun violence and a huge healthcare bill for USA stereotype bingo now.

Not once have I ever encountered a rowdy German tourist on US soil or anywhere else. Removed from soccer games or beer festivals, my impression has always been they are generally very polite and well-behaved. I know we don’t have a full picture of what transpired beforehand, but given this woman’s mistargeted rage and…

They came to see our country and its people, and sad to say, they got a good look at one of its recently prominent aspects.

saying things like “there are too many tourists” at all makes you part of the problem, tbh

And I’ve seen car drivers run cyclists off the road, brake check them, park on marked cycling lanes, etc., etc., etc. The biggest thing I’ve had to put up with is drivers screaming about how cyclists expect to be treated as equals on the road while not staying perfectly within the strictures of that state’s motor…

“One of the things we need to emphasize is education.”

Exactly my thought. Do I have to google it or what now? 

The interior is cool, too.

That does seem like a lot of chrome, but I’m also sick of the blacked-out look on many cars, so a more subtle use of chrome / brightwork wouldn’t be terrible. The 992 looks fantastic with the silver window trim vs. the matte or gloss black finish, for example.