Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of Besos Space Penis, whos never ending mission is to prove he has too much money. To seek out new ways to write off taxes like never before. To boldly go where few men have gone before!

Why bother with getting more details when you can just make some dumb assumptions about someone who died!

The report on R&T has a bit more detail. It was a Miata that crashed, and the driver was a regular at the ‘ring.

We’ll see if Americans actually want a truck, or they want the image of machismo that goes with having a big truck.

I doubt she was the original anything. People have been saying that same shit for years. Usually more often around an election where actors or athletes are more likely to voice support for candidates or policies and it actually stick in the news.

“Denzel—are you—do you feel—you know some people say Hollywood folks should stick to acting,” Couric asked.

HEY THAT BLACK GUY IS PROBABY MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE RAPE BUTTON GUY MATT LAUER

I got the same vibe.

If they’re saying that they can’t do anything they’re fucking lying out their goddamn rancid ass mouths.

He is going to plead he has Affluenza and can’t be held responsible like that other little dipshit that killed people with his car in Texas

“No.” - Wealthy people with connections

Apparently the author hasnt been in a car newer than like 2010.

Where do you live that you can get anything in the world brought to you in the middle of the night through a huge traffic jam in less than 45 minutes?

Good point, things worked out just fine for Edsel!

I won’t argue that it’s an intuitive design, but they *can* be cancelled. You give the turn signal stalk a push in the same direction as it’s currently indicating to cancel them. If you were to try to push it the other way (as a normal person would try), it starts indicating in the other direction.

Turn signal development derived from nobody ever using them.

Sure, but they recommend that BECAUSE car companies don’t offer good value cars here. It’s not car companies not selling good value cars because of the Jalopnik comment section. 

“the dog alerted” is the most widely used lie in law enforcement.

It’s rear-wheel drive or all-wheel drive!

I understand that this is the future of cars. But I just can’t find it in me to care. That it’s faster to 60mph than a Lamborghini Countach and nobody cares makes it even worse somehow. We’ve been spoiled and desensitized by all this drama-less speed. New cars are just too good.