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Miguel Valdez Lopez
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Don Cheadle announced to play Rose in Titanic reboot.... I’m into it

Scott Eastwood put in a worse performance than that CGI vault in the fifth one.

On the one hand, I’m happy for all of the people that work at Toys ‘R’ Us that they won’t be losing their jobs.

Yeah I liked Mud. Midnight Special was REALLY good.

Even though it had shit head Matthew McConaughey in it, I really liked Mud!

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Just give the awards to Mad Max: Fury Road. Every year.

“By the way, there’s a scene in this movie where Kevin Costner takes a crowbar to the ‘Whites Only’ bathroom sign and says, ‘At NASA, we all pee the same color.’ I can guarantee you A) That never happened, and B) Costner demanded that part be included to give himself a heroic anti-racism moment.”

I have a lot of questions, and yet a part of me doesn’t want any of the answers.

According to Wikipedia’s 2010 census data demographics, the tiny Texas town of Azle (pop. 10-11K) is 95% white and .22% (yes- point 22) black, so I’m shocked anyone there caught it.

I would say her actions were ignorant, not evil.

I also (sort of) get her comparison- not many mexicans drink Margaritas and wear sombreros but many tolerate it (or even expect it) at a Mexican restaurant or mexican themed celebration. Still she should know better...  

That top picture just makes me wonder what ever happened to predictability?

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

“Curved” is a thing? See, this is why I come to Jez. I’d have probably never heard the term.

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Guys! I found Toby Ziegler’s kinja handle!

Nit picky critique that no one should really care about:

A la humanidad no la salvas si no le presentas nuevos retos, es como querer bajar de peso sin pararte del sillón.

“trembling autumnal leaf Nicole Kidman”