Pfft, so it's my fault you didn't train your dogs properly?

There's two kinds of trolling in my experience: soft trolling and hard trolling. A soft troll would be someone who tells you to jump over a ledge in Halo, which leads to your untimely death, and chuckles for everyone. A hard troll is someone actually harassing other players online (ex. bringing the kid to tears in…

at least he didn't bandit Boston though...so nothing too serious, right Jon?

Fixed an issue where if a player drank Whisky in their apartment until they passed out, this could cause a clone to appear who would then attack them.

Just because a zip code is Celtics/Yankees doesn't mean that any of the people actually root for both. That would assume that everyone who registered on the MLB map also registered on the NBA map (and no more). What's more likely are fans who are either MLB or NBA fans, but not both.

This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. Granted, the Wild did spend a ton of money on them no doubt, but this team is pretty damn close to pushing for a cup this year. Going into game 6 in the semi's against the defending cup champs is nothing to downplay, especially with how well they have played these…

The Bucks could at least have come up with a better slogan than just stealing Ted Cruz's alternative suggestion to the Affordable Care Act.

I completely agree. I used to hate playing multiple games a day because I always ended up playing with wet gloves.

Gordon has the right to appeal his punishment, and will presumably exercise it.

They talk a lot about bruising, laborious, annoying hockey being what's necessary to get them "emotionally engaged" in most games. When the playoffs roll around, their insistence on such play is near-religious.

That is a really weird complaint. What is wrong with calling them the Habs?

Not all women.

I think it wasn't so much a "guess" as a well-placed commentary about the transparent shilling, whether "officially sponsored" or not. But the self-important condescension in which you smothered your response is...cute!!

Kill all the brands.

The fact that you, Tom Ley, find this funny is more disgusting and sad than the actual fight/attack. It's beyond infantile or sophomoric, it borders on having a mental illness. These are young girls who clearly have a lot of issues, none of which are funny in the least. The girl who was hit with the shovel could very…

Hey, what the ... that was my bib number!

A scootch more than niggardly, I'd guess.

lol what is a considerable amount?

The outrage regarding Sterling is not an ESPN thing, so the Rose angle is a juvenile attempt at misdirection.

"...and do not get me started on backwards-talking midgets. Those little lurching bastards are lucky to have any job at all."