HE SHOULD BE PERSECUTED LIKE ALL THOSE EVIL MARATHON SNEAKS!!!

SELECT team
FROM nba
WHERE owner='racist'
GROUP BY geffen,winfrey
HAVING SUM(championships) <= 0

these are good tweets

Article, paragraph, what's the difference?

Dan Gilbert's statement simply read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'CLIPPERS OWNER' WINS ONE!"

isn't it possible he just showed up to the surgery with his hair already styled?

I don't think they cheated, but they sure did beat death quite a few times.