Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Trust us: Never introduce kids into your show.

Signed,
Married With Children

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Booooo.

Posted it before, but found this hilarious.

“Our game will have you fighting Nazi zombies!”
“Oh, cool.”
“In our WWII game, there’s a female protagonist!”
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WWII!? OPEN A HISTORY BOOK. NO WOMEN!”

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

But damn, I had no idea they had gotten so expensive on the used market. Blame millennials getting money, blame Radwood, blame climate change, blame whatever you want,

Damn, I would have killed to have so many girls interested in mainstream gaming when I was in high school. All these boys are lacking vision: a shared interest is an unbeatable icebreaker. Dumbasses.

Every single time we make a stride towards some form of gender unity in this community it gets massively undercut by some assholes who think it’s somehow an invasion of their turf.

It doesn’t look like anything to me.

Phase One of the Bojack Extended Universe kicks off with Tuca and Bertie, then after a certain Labrador accidentally gets elected president in the post-credits scene at the end of season one, that leads into the spinoff series Mr. Peanutbutter’s White House.

“Somehow, a new player-created holiday became a story about conflict, betrayal and the disappearance of an entire civilization.”

So, they invented Thanksgiving?

I thought the book was about flowers?

Imagine the poor boyfriend. “I said I wanted strippers, not scriptures.”

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

It was during the scenes where the crew members were talking with their families, explaining that their trip was going to be extended due to the rescue mission to save Watney.

This is one of the “shocking” moments in the novel “The Martian” which the Matt Damon movie was based on... in the novel cannibalization between the crew was insinuated, which was totally out of the blue, considering the theme of the book was mostly a light hearted story of perseverance, more than survival, but the…