I can not help myself. This is one of the two kittens we fostered this summer. I refer to them, now, as hand-raised, artisanal felines. Makes 'em sound faint-sy.

My mom discovered a poor malnourished kitten in our barn three years ago. The mother had either died or abandoned the litter, and all his siblings were dead. :( She heard him mewling from behind a hay bale and rescued him — he was so tiny he fit in the palm of your hand, and he had to be bottle-fed for many weeks. It…

although kitten monsoon season is drawing to a close, I would like to remind everyone AGAIN that shelters are almost always in need of volunteers to bottle feed kittens, hopefully while also fostering them. Just think of how much CUTE you could experience every day.

Nice point nicely articulated. Yer a smartie. You should write for Jezebel.

I have grown so jaded by attention seeking people that I automatically assume everything is fake and staged. That allows me to survive the truly mean people as well as the douches. I wonder how many takes they did. Her makeup sure looked like it ran "a lot". Staged.

I hate pranks. And people say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit? Oh, suuuuuure it is.

I actually encourage these to jags to stay together, just so they don't go out and infect the rest of the dating pool

So, here's the obvious point that Douthat is obviously avoiding. In his piece, he argues that the "expressive individualism" that pervades "Girls" is not making any of the characters happy, and is, instead, making them miserable. Ok, fine. But is there anything in "Girls" to suggest that Hannah, or anyone else in…

I'm fucking sick of atheists getting the shit end of the stick. WE'RE THE ONES NOT KILLING PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF SOME FUCKTARD IN THE SKY. Fuck you, Lucas Oil lady.

Seriously. Look at her outfit (bedazzled denim on denim). Look at their house.

"...there are certain people who are trying to make the whole world eat what they want to eat and do what they want to do. I don't think it's any of their business what I put in my mouth."

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

No, no it's not.

I think you should do this, and then once you're healed go get a kicky new hair cut or pamper yourself, and then tell all the haters to go fuck themselves.

Ummm. So no one in North Carolina likes UNC but loves Duke football? Something is very wrong with the map. I think they combined Duke and UNC or something weird.

Wow, this comment section is... Really really reaffirming my self-loathing. Cool.

I actually like her transformation —sssshhh don't tell! :)

Oh, please. We're just lucky they didn't make it into a "Top Ten Orgasms" post, with Meg Ryan's turn as number two just below this guy.

I think that's Steven Tyler at 18.