Good point, but somebody needs to tell me where those couples keep finding the outdoor bathtubs.

He's got a sort of Viggo Mortensen in A History of Violence thing going on.

never seen a single episode of this show .

"I caught crabs"

He's also this guy:

That's what will happen to your vision if you overdose on Viagra.

"See our ad in Golf Magazine."

If you say "Rita Ora Kill" it sounds like "rhetorical."

Right?? THE ADVERBS! Another article on the topic contains these gems:

No, it isn't. Columbusing refers to when white people falsely claim to have discovered or invented something. These two dancers make no such claims.

Holy strawman batman.

My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.

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Welcome! I'm here representing the 50+ crowd. Yes, even us "olds" read Jezebel. Got to keep up with the young'uns.

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I wonder if this pattern of violence is related to chronic head injuries, i.e. CTE.

the mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese and hashbrown i just shoved into my face is no longer sitting well

"I remember researching castration and thinking, 'This is so interesting.'"

Of course they're not mutually exclusive; it's just that conflating mental illness and this behavior is "punching down" on a group that gets a lot of grief tossed upon them without any proof of guilt.