If his wife gets pregnant, don’t we just assume it was by another man? I mean I’m just repeating things I’ve heard, but a lot of people are saying. You know what I mean?

Dude, that photo is just a publicity shot. It’s widely known that Trump shoves his food up his ass and craps the waste product out via his oro-anal stoma.

I deleted a whole folder of bookmarks for political and news sites in Firefox last week as an antidote to this syndrome you describe. A week later, I’ve restored them all.

I do it all the time. For me it’s picking at the skin on my arms. Google ‘dermatillomania’. There was an article on Deadspin not too long ago (see link below). It’s not an uncommon problem, and there are effective interventions.

Kurt Vonnegut, remarks to the graduating class of Bennington College, 1970

When I fall by the club, they say, “ There goes a cold ice honky.”

I have the best ice. Very cold. So cold you would not believe.

Outstanding photo! Beautiful kitty!

Large vodka tonics. Enormous really. Just huge.

Buffalo Wingdings... so tasty.

Kent Trilby was not available.

Two-seven-seven, represent!

Imparts the most topspin.

Ju got it, mang!

Waffen Barbie:

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Yeah, but he only winged him.

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‘Effect’ is correct: to bring about, to cause to happen. Trust your instincts young Padewan.

Now, now.