A Dini & Timm-styled SpiderMan Noir series has the potential to make me very happy, but I’m sure that’s not in the cards. A girl can dream, though.

Yup yup.

The visuals are good. The plot and dialogue from the 2nd half of the movie are treacle. I spent that 2nd half wishing Terry Gilliam was directing the movie.

For whatever reason, I just cannot with Candace Cameron Bure, but I am there for Tricia Helfer. Also, you missed the Danielle Panabaker Hallmark debut, Christmas with Joy (her name). It was goopy sweet. Overworked marketing analyst orphaned as a child goes back to help aunt laid-up with a broken leg who organizes the…

I’ll admit to being curious as to whether they left all of the lyrics intact, particular the part that rhymes with maggot.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY I WANT TO SEE CHRIS HEMSWORTH WITH A MERTAIL IMMEDIATELY

There’s a female MIB agent from the first movie - the coroner Laurel became Agent L when K retired at after surviving a partial trip through Bug-Edgar’s alimentary canal.

Carell’s What Dreams May Come? Seriously, I left the theater fuming after seeing that movie.

Anyone up for the 21st century reboot of Darkroom? I really liked that show.

To paraphrase from another show’s fierce community of fans and stans ...

Welcome to Marwan ... man, you know, I remember watching Heavenly Creatures when it first came out and that fantasy world that was depicted had just the balance of sweet and whimsical with increasing creepy wrongness. That just seems ... off. I respect Robert Zemeckis’s ambition but he just keeps on landing in the Unca…

Where’s The Terror??

Earlier this year, I was in Chicago in early March for a conference - there was an off-site cocktail party where the attendees were entertaining but the apps happened to be mushroom-heavy (I can’t eat mushrooms). Only thing still open between the bar and my hotel was CFA. So, after 14 years, I had CFA.

I don’t know much about other reasons to avoid Jimmy John’s, but I know of 2:

Soooooo ... next week appears to be Smile Time for Time Travellers? Because I am there for it. Very, very there for it.

That’s easy. The Book of Eli.

And I’ll share a box of tissues with you.

I didn’t say it was a good plan.

Well, before he was Thinkerfied into a meta, he wanted people to be smarter, but then he lost faith in humanity so his goal became to dumb down humanity far enough that it would revert to some pre-tool-using age and he would be Dictator4Lyfe and god on earth.

‘round the same era - Frank Langella in Dracula made precocious and nigh-pubescent me swoon for days.