Is that the dullish green sauce made from habaneros? Because I had that at a local Mexican joint and it was relevatory.

There may be some of that, but for a lot of people, mayo hate is a visceral thing. Some people are just repelled by it. That it’s notoriously unspicy is another reason people like to mock it.

Spy resembles none of those movies, except that it’s female-driven.

I saw them perform live in Seattle once. While there were definitely f-bombs deployed, they are pretty funny and charming in person, and not completely sex-obsessed. Not as G-rated as Weird Al, but not pure raunch, either.

The funny thing was how hard he had to have worked to do a BAD duet with Laurie Metcalf at the end of the show.

You’re doing the right thing.

When I was a kid, I would blend mayo, ketchup and mustard as a condiment for hot dogs. So, just one more ingredient, and I can retire on royalties.

I don’t add a ton of herbs when making stock, but my one weird trick:

Danke schoen!

Okay, sounds interesting, but celebs get paid to go to product launch parties just like they do for filming commercials, so maybe they actually drink the stuff on their own time & dime ... and maybe they don’t, but made 5 figures in one night for being willing to be photographed near the stuff.

I have no idea who should adapt the Foundation books, but between the two of them, Goyer and Friedman seem to end up with muddled projects that are prettier than they are coherent. Even the stuff I LIKE from each of them are kinda ‘what did I just watch?’ and not in a surreal Legion/Atlanta way. (Dark City comes close…

Behold, t’is I, Miss Eli, because my burner account wasn’t working and apparently it’s no longer possible to merge with Disqus accounts, so I am a brand new thing. Hello!