“short time reader”. Good to see the Louisiana school systems are finally starting to catch up.

I love these articles but being a Patriots fan it’s always such a bummer having to wait so long for you guys to get to them.

Before the Drumfsters met their cheeto colored hero, they were foaming at the mouth over Obama. Endless calls for his birth certificate, non-scandal after non-scandal and a tidal wave of death threats and racism aimed at him and his family. They couldn’t believe one of them managed to not only live a successful life…

I’m already dreaming of getting a beer or painting ceramics with Dubya, and a decade ago I despised the guy.

Well, as long as Trump is in office, Obama and even Bush’s presidency will look better and better as time goes on.

With posts like these, I question why I check kotaku.

Well, you must be fun at parties.

I’d take 30 seconds of a new Dead Space over 30 minutes of Star Wars. :c

Sweet Dreams of rhythm and dancing.

Ugh...this is why we can’t have nice things.

The HOA is gonna be super pissed about this.

Meanwhile, Cam Newton is saying, “Is this real life? Do I exist? Am I in Purgatory? Does a fucking safe have to fall on my fucking head?”

Oh shit I think Killary took Subby5000 out mid-post y’all.

Dude, what kind of idiot today doesn’t know the difference between they’re, there and their? Typo? You should have a violent reaction to such typos, inherently. Instinctively throw your computer screen down on the floor. Throw your laptop at that endangered albatross because it was asking for it flying that way. Flush…

More like Digital Suicide, amirite?

LOLZ not much I can say there except that now that I know it exists, I’m signing the “Ban all petitions” petition immediamenté!

A really sweet guy who WILL KILL OR BE KILLED BY JOSH NORMAN THIS SEASON

Top 8 reasons white, middle-aged Panthers fans don’t like Cam Newton: