I took the game at face value and just enjoyed it for what it was. There wasn’t a single time that I thought to myself, “Maybe I’m emotionally unbalanced for enjoying a work of fiction..” Sure, there were times that I thought, “Jesus, that’s a lot of blood. This guy is bonkers.” but that’s the thing. This is a video…

Not your thing =\= terrible

Because it’s cool to dislike popular things.

Freddy in Space

Seals it. I’m out.

- Calls someone retarded
- Sentance (sentence)
- Intelligance (Intelligence)
- Intwelligence

I know, right?? It’s just as fake as Breaking Bad and who watched THAT??

It hurts two people who were able to find another baker, I’m sure. Shutting down a business affects a multitude of people who had nothing to do with this and now have to suffer because of it. The two to however many ratio is skewed but hey, justice was served, right? What’s it like living life in absolutes?

I'm not sure you understand how human emotion works. That's not very surprising. Good luck with that stunted development ;)

More like "I logged into Kotaku two days later and saw this guy was still replying with pictures because this is how he validates being 'Alpha'." Nobody's mad, especially at being called the second letter of the Greek alphabet, and I think that's the part you're really missing lol. It's precious!

I suppose. Keep up the awesome work! Say hi to 4chan for me and the rest of the "Betas". lol

Sweet burn, bro. You're good at this!

If you don’t subscribe to the thought process of “Everybody’s got problems and all their problems are unique and special” then you’re a “sociopath”. These are people that are going straight to the bottle when someone gets promoted over them. It is what it is.

So why'd you abandon the funnier one?

I disagree. It’s not being a dick, it’s having a practical outlook. I didn’t read anything that other people haven’t had to deal with. You’re alright, fella.

I’m a big fan of emulators, if for no other reason than they afforded me a chance to play games from my childhood I figured were lost to history. A large portion of the emulator sites have some kind of way of basically saying, “Only use these if you’ve already bought the game.” It’s a C.Y.A. move, sure, but for the…

You’re doing a big job, Scooter. Keep it up!

Oh. Alright, well that clears it all up then!

You’d probably find an article like that over on Kotaku, if you’re referring to the game. If you’re referring to HALO jumps, I’m not sure if Gawker Media has a site for that. Maybe? If you’re trying to be sarcastic, it’s not really working.

So, does that now make him buried treasure? Gyarrrr, Matey!