This commercial isn’t great, but I’m not seeing how it’s problematic. It’s tired and unoriginal, but the woman isn’t a passive object, she’s the main character. And she’s not being objectified, she’s accidentally doing something inappropriate in front of children.

Ah yes, the culinary cousin to the diarrhisotto.

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Sorry to tell you, but DIAB aired in December 2006. You’re basically Michael Scott. 

“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”

“Isn’t depression just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?”

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Steely Dan is the Harold Baines of Classic Rock

It’s a genre. If the Rolling Stones put out a new album tomorrow, it’s classic rock.

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

My in-laws got my wife and I an anniversary card for our 4th last week. It was a card for a lesbian couple featuring an illustration of a loving, lesbian relationship. Really had a beautiful message though. Turns out my father-in-law got it at Fleet Farm (this is in the Midwest obviously) as he was directed by his…

“Big Tuna” was the result of his affection for and ability at fishing.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula