“You know, this never would have happened if women reporters weren’t allowed in the clubhouse.”
Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:
The Chargers play in Nashville now?
“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”
Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming
“Garrett replied to a fan and provided a few more details about the encounter, which he described as a ‘pillow tap.’”
Just like with any All-Star snub, if you think you deserve to be playing, you need to tell us who you would replace. And if you say “Lavelle,” because she’s young and took your spot, you can go straight to hell.
You nailed it. My first job was also as a golf course kid, although it was a slightly different role with much less public interaction. I cleaned the clubhouse up early in the morning before we opened, pulled all the golf carts out of the garage and into the parking area, refilled the course water jugs a couple times…
Right? How about this, fancy Mr. Asswater- use the poop towel both for your ass and your face, and report back your findings after 30 days. A “Supersize Me” kind of situation, if you will.
Damn, I miss working at the golf course. Was always one of my favorite jobs. I’ve always said if I was able to retire early, I would want to work at a golf course so I wouldn’t get too bored, and for some spare money. Plus, the free golf was awesome. My coworkers and I would always go play a quick round of 9 after…
I came here to post the same thing except I was a "customer service team member". I did this in high school. It was an amazing job. They still let me play golf for free. Great staff and environment
Con: Jeff Bezos is bending all his will to make sure you will be unemployed.
“There is no fecal matter present”
I drove the cart collecting balls at a driving range. Fantastic job.
I was a caddy for 7 years. We got to work outside, paid tips, and they let us golf for free too!!
I was a country club lifeguard for five summers. Free food! Lots of sun! In our downtime we played Euchre and the club let us split the proceeds from swimming lessons as a bonus. Even better, we each clocked 60-75 hours per week in the six or so busiest weeks of the summer, so I made tons of OT cash too. It was truly…
I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?
My ex-wife hated casual-dining places not because the food was reheated or any of that but because “if we’re gonna eat fast food, let’s just go to Del Taco and pay fast food prices instead of spending $40.”