Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Meth Damon is in this?  Huh.

They joined the Pile High club. 

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

People may think it shitty or unfair, but the Astros have been very good at solving this kind of shit at the best possible time. Ask Yu Darvish about it.

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug

> This is not the Howie Kendrick most baseball fans know.

Frankly, no ending could have been darker than showing Kevin soaking his tired dancing feet in the hotel’s hallway ice dispenser. 

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Making pasta is a lot like making marinara sauce. It’s not that it’s hard - it isn’t - it’s that doing it right is time-consuming and even then the odds are you aren’t going to end up with anything that’s significantly better than the premium brands you can get at the supermarket.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

They literally showed her being a great shot. She’d nailed that butthole anyway.

Really glad he said this.  I know some people that listen to him who probably need to hear it.  

That scene between Jesse and Gideon where Jesse takes ownership for why Gideon did what he did was really powerful, and I’m surprised nobody else is talking about it, but that might just be because it made my own daddy issues start creeping up.

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.

People aren’t complete idiots

Was there a time when Abe Vigoda didn’t look an old man?

“he’s just so competent!”

Perhaps, but I was still disappointed after seeing the title and expecting Drew rip Packers fans a new one for a couple thousand words.