You sweet summer child. 

Phrase, instead of a word:  Binge watchdrink syncopation.  When you finish an episode, and half half a beer left, so start the next episode. Then finish your beer with half an episode left. So crack a beer. Then finish the episode, with half a beer left... etc ad infinitum.

u did mark dirty here but okay!!!

Look at fancy city boy here with his sky rises and “balconies”. Back in my day we were lucky to have a porch on the first floor. My pappy’s porch was in the basement, and we were happy to have it.

Agreed, he most definitely IS worth a shit.

Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.

You might try reading the article, my friend

Well, no one made a stink about it. What can you do? Just take your lumps. It’s rotten, I know, but you can’t cry over spilt milk... products.

Same thing with Brett Kavanaugh, who had to endure a hell of public scrutiny after being accused of … well, something, it seems most of the accusers “can’t remember” specifically what, before being appointed to the Supreme Court.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

That last sentence. *chef kiss*

The Paterno/McQueary conversation as it plays out in the fevered imaginations of Gladwell, Jenkins, et al:

From the comments section i claim Root Beer, especially Dads or Barqs.

Because degenerates out there are betting on Arizona high school sports, and against Mountain Pointe specifically, and he owes those degenerates money.

That’s actually pretty Machiavellian.  So it’s definitely not the plan of someone from Arizona.

Now that I consider it, his non-average career stats kind of suck for being in the majors for 58 years. 11 saves and 20 strikeouts a year? 

Much of Hulu’s current library was produced by Carl Farvman.

This news is...breathtaking.

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Also, if you’re interested in a woman, ask her on a date instead of befriending her and trying to insinuate yourself into her life until she realizes it’s been you she loves all along. Because that’s a fairy tale.