Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

and the Bureau of Indian Affairs doesn't really shy away from the name..

Protip: It's mostly shit made up to make insecure people feel special.

What? I call bull shit, if you are bringing back the original cast for some damn reason then you need Mr. Colt 45 himself Billy Dee Williams. If you're bringing everyone else back, why not Lando?

I'm in shock and disgust that it took them this long to figure out that this plane and it's occupants were gone forever. Anyone more than 2 days into the investigation knew that was the case...

The decision to use XB boxes instead of letting them collect dust in was a good choice. =p But would it convince people to buy the console is another thing. :o