Whoa

"Eh… how far, Doc?"

The Wachowskzhes

Commercials for bad sci fi movies and commercials aimed at boomers are hilarious. It's your chance to do some riffing.

Deliberately. Purposefully.

If you have the Comet channel you can see it almost every Sunday.

Chief?

i liek turtlez

Wait til you read Pammy's anapestic tetrameter!

Blast Hardcheese?

That is correct, sir.

Not since the Desert Peach went to Hell has there been such a jarring setting shift. Jem and the Holograms… in SSSPPPAAACCCEEE

Was the pregnant gf the one he dumped to get married? And was it the marriage that lasted a few weeks, and that was only a ploy by TO to get a $2 million loan? Bring back that olde timey drama. I miss it so. And stop dropping passes.

Off topic, but save a pitchfork for Terrell Owens. He didn't sexually harass women like HOFfer Favre did, he didn't grow a monstrous tumor shaped head with HGH like future HOFfer Peyton Manning, but he is black and he is a drama queen. Don't clap for him.

I think you meant "Washington DC."

This is the first I hear if it. Doesn't mean it's not true, but nowadays it wouldn't matter if it weren't: allegations are more than enough.

Scott Baio is the Anti-Christ.

It's like the revenge of KRISPY KREEEEEEEEME https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Atlantis and Dragonfire were my favorites. Cosmic Ark was a sequel to Atlantis, the first direct sequel to a video game unless the Pac family has something to say about that. Dragonfire had you move from right to left (reversed from the usual). Each level had two parts: avoiding arrows and dragon fire on the…

Those may as well have been Coleco games, they were so simple. Kung Fu, Excitebike, Gyromite, DK3… good times. A shot of tequila. Time for nostalgia.