The one about how "They say evil men make no music. How is it the Russians make music?"

Just push the button GreenPEAs

It's no "Pandy Fackler."

Chief?

It's a great vacuum, but it's not worth maxing out your credit cards and selling your soul.

A product of one of the door-to-door cults, only, unlike Mormons or Witnesses, they want to sell you an absurdly priced vacuum cleaner.

Thomas Kincade, Billy Mays, Kirby vacuums, boat shoes, Cracker Barrels

My bad, I thought he meant lack of talent. In which case, obviously, you know, KISS.

I've always said that ours is the Alternate Reality. Before the Trumpocalypse my best evidence was Bing & Bowie's "Drummer Boy" collab.

If Corey Feldman is Andy Kaufman then Donald Trump is "Dr. D." David Schultz.

I recall ol' Bryant did call someone a f***ing idiot once

Just let him Shine On (you crazy Feldman). The relentless internet scorn is how whiny little brats turn into Sith Lords.

WRT Roseanne, the "nostagia" factor for me was seeing poor people (well, in the early seasons) represented on primetime TV. During the Reaganreich, no less.

Zombie is the kind of song that gets stuck inside your heeeeee-eeeaaad, in your HEEE-EEEAAA-EDDD, ZOMMM-BEEE, ZOMMM-BEEE, ZOMMM-BIEEEH, IEEEH, IEEEH, IEEEH, IEEEH, IAAAH, IAAAH, IAAAH, EEE-EEE-OOOOOOH AAAH AAAH AAAAAAH

No sir, it is "Zombie" by the Cranberries

It is pro-gay, with the refreshingly raw "impactive street vernacular" that preceded the current newspeak. It is also refreshingly anti-Anita Bryant. I tried to post lyrics but it didn't pass the newspeak filters, of course. To the You Tubes!

It is pro-gay, with the refreshingly raw language that preceded the current newspeak. It is also refreshingly anti-Anita Bryant. Who the hell is she? Telling all them faggots, that they can't be free. Throw that bitch in prison, maybe then she'll see, just how much those goddamn homosexuals mean to me

There's also a shitkicker by David Allen Coe called "Fuck Anita Bryant."

Uh, I don't know about you, but I was never dumb enough to buy the same game five times… or fall for DLC. Oh, but that armor on your horse looks pretty.

It was a place to chill while your car was stolen.