It’s called autism.

You can’t just ban all of the moe. Moe blobs are people too! KAWAI UGUU

5% on Amazon? My Chase Amazon is 3%, IIRC. Love that card, but I’d much prefer 5% back. That’s massive and virtually eliminates tax.

I must inform you that I am staff in the Private Clients Section of a well-known bank, here in London, England. One of our accounts, with holding balance of Fifteen Million Pounds Sterling has been dormant and last operated three years ago. From my investigations and confirmation, the owner of the said account, a…

I think it was David Chang that was a strong proponent of the crazy umami in junk snacks like Doritos.

Yup. Coconut milk probably has some fat binders that can counteract spicyness and the only other thing with dairy that I can think of is Thai iced tea. Indian food, on the other hand, has a lot of dishes that incorporate dairy, like yogurt, ghee butter, and strained cheeses.

Oh jeez. Yeah. After numerous washings, I had some white sheets that started turning yellow in spots, looking as if some kind of sexual or masturbatory rampage had occurred.

Probably a coincidence. Amazon doesn’t store unencrypted CC info, so someone breaking into your Amazon account wouldn’t be able to see the CC details...only order stuff on Amazon using them. You’d be able to see those orders and where they are shipped to.

That’s why I rented it from Blockbuster and didn’t return it.

PROBABLY.

What about a burger with garlic aioli? Only difference is the oil used and the inclusion of garlic. Mayo is a canola or vegetable oil emulsion, whereas aioli is an olive oil emulsion.

Hold drink with both hands, look at their hand when they offer it for shaking, slowly raise gaze up to meet theirs, nod, smile, and then walk away.

By law, banks must release funds after a certain number of days, but the time it takes to expose the fraud may be longer than that release period. It’s always best to be prudent and give a significant buffer, as whoever uses their account to deposit the scam checks will be on the hook for whatever they release to the…

Two cats and a dog...they’re all real a**holes when it comes to making sure their fur covers every square inch of home!

Suddently, I was Charlie and I was at the Chocolate Factory; I started eating Gene Wilder’s face off, thinking it was made of delicious, jelly-filled taffy. The reality of it all was not so pleasant. :(

I have a bit of remaining paunch around the waist after some pretty aggressive weight loss. I like the slim fit and look of tailored dress shirts, but I’ve got a muffin top and shirts will tend to start billowing out after a while. Untucked is kind of sloppy, unless it’s a very specific kind of shirt. What do??

This kind of ties into that whole take one cluttering item with you and putting it away, whenever you leave a room.

A thick, higher calorie drink was shown to be far more satiating than a thick, lower calorie drink.

lol yup. I was hastily making dinner for a newish girlfriend, so I was highly distracted and thinking “I’ve got this”. I didn’t feel pain other than a quick sting and knew exactly that I had really f*d up. Fortunately not deep enough for stitches, and is only causing inconvenience for smartphone usage.

I cut my thumb into four on the mandolin slicer 2 nights ago. I was being lazy when making a cole slaw and didn’t use the guard to hold the onion, not thinking about it. Totally stupid. Mandolin slicers are awesome, yet terrifying.